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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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Feeling ripe today, but give me a week and I'll be guac! 🥑🍷😅

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, aging, aging process, avocado, comparison, feel, fine, food, hoping, humor, i, process, self-deprecation, sort, wine on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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