I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Feeling ripe today, but give me a week and I'll be guac! 🥑🍷😅 Related funny posts 🤝 In banana years, I am bread. ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans. If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something. Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now. Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).