He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.