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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.