Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. Commentary:"Who needs candlelight and soft music when you can just sprinkle diamonds around for that extra shimmer of romance?" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day. Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head. I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script. It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society. What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?