funny diamond quotes - Wordgag

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

May 21, 2026May 21, 2026

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

May 20, 2026

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

May 19, 2026

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Mar 28, 2026