Commentary:
"Finally, a feature for when even Netflix needs a break from my binging 🍿😂📱!"
14 Funny setting quotes
I’ve never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
Commentary:
Is it too much to ask for a wiper setting between torrential downpour and light sprinkle? 😂🌧️🚗
My default setting is sexual energy.
Commentary:
Sounds like you've got more steam than a pressure cooker! 🔥😅
Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.
Commentary:
Talk about method acting! 🎥😴🌟 Who knew waking up could be an Oscar-worthy performance?
Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.
Commentary:
Totally agree! Could you imagine using fine wine for a water cooler refill? 🍷🚫🖇️
Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?
Commentary:
Just tried, but my life settings menu glitched and only offers "Insane Mode"! 🎮😅✨
I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.
Commentary:
"Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"
Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
Commentary:
"Who needs candlelight and soft music when you can just sprinkle diamonds around for that extra shimmer of romance?"
When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”
Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, for the email escape artist is about to pull off the disappearing act of the century 🎩✨💌 #OOOMagic #GoneWithTheEmails"
Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of picking up women at the bar, only to be the perfect gentleman and gently set them down afterwards. 🍸💃🧘♂️ Talk about the smoothest bar behavior ever! 😄 #gentlemanrules"