He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.