13 funny volume quotes - Wordgag

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

May 21, 2026

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

May 20, 2026

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

May 19, 2026

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Apr 1, 2026

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

Mar 31, 2026

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

Mar 31, 2026

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Mar 30, 2026

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Mar 30, 2026

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Mar 29, 2026

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Mar 29, 2026

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

Mar 27, 2026

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Mar 26, 2026

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Mar 26, 2026