50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Commentary:
“Parenting is like a never-ending game of ‘Stairmaster: Toddler Edition’ 🚼🚶‍♂️ Is that noise a sign of imminent disaster or just another false alarm? 😅🔊 #ParentingDilemmas”

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