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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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"Ah, the good ol' days of first grade where surprises came in all shapes and sizes, including stomach-churning ones! 🤢 Who knew our childhood memories would be a mix of nostalgia and nausea? 🤪"



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