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"Ah, the good ol' days of first grade where surprises came in all shapes and sizes, including stomach-churning ones! 🤢 Who knew our childhood memories would be a mix of nostalgia and nausea? 🤪"

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56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

73 shares on Threads this month:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

75 shares on Discord this month:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

23 shares on Slack this month:

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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Trending via TikTok:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Live now on YouTube:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Making waves on Threads:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Going viral on Instagram:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Breaking via Telegram:

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Trending via Snapchat:

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Making waves on Pinterest:

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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