12 funny nowhere quotes - Wordgag

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

May 23, 2026

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

May 23, 2026

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

May 22, 2026

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

May 22, 2026

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

May 22, 2026

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

May 21, 2026

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

May 20, 2026

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

May 18, 2026

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

Apr 1, 2026

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Mar 31, 2026

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

Mar 31, 2026

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Mar 28, 2026