Hey (with the intention of going to sleep). Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to sneak past insomnia like a ninja in pajamas 😴🕶️🌜 Related funny posts 😂 “I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me. I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops. Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me. Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.