Commentary:
This story has more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 😂🥨
11 Funny intention quotes
Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).
Commentary:
When "hey" translates to ice cream language 😋🍦
Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).
Commentary:
Trying to sneak past insomnia like a ninja in pajamas 😴🕶️🌜
Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).
Commentary:
Plot twist: The 'Y' in 'Heyyyyyy' stands for 'Yoinking your snacks' 😋🍿👀
Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).
Commentary:
When your "Hey" really means "fry-napping in progress" 🍟😂
Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)
Commentary:
"When you say 'Hey!' but really mean 'Zzz…'" 😴😂👍
Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic biblical loophole – taking 'til death do us part' to a whole new level! 😂 Who knew the key to avoiding premarital sex was just never planning on getting married in the first place? 😜 #LifeHacks"
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
Commentary:
"Sorry folks, no Hollywood action hero here! 🎬🚫 I may be a daredevil in my own way, but tripping over my own feet is definitely not part of the script! 😂🎥 #AccidentalStunts"
I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, folks, this person's filter is on vacation! 😂🔊 Remember, honesty is the best policy… but maybe in moderation? 🙊😅 #SayItLikeYouMeanIt"
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Commentary:
"Oh, the eternal optimist! 🌟 Living forever, one day at a time… and still going strong! 💪😂 #ImmortalGoals"