Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your washing machine is secretly running an Airbnb! π§Ίππ§³ Related funny posts π€ I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine. AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules. My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it. Iβm convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks. My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.