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30 Funny greeting quotes

Funny greeting quotes bring a burst of laughter 🌟 to any hello! Whether you’re sliding into DMs or brightening a friend’s day, these cheeky lines add the perfect sprinkle of humor 😂 and charm. Say goodbye to boring greetings and hello to smiles 😄 that stick around. Ready to level up your hellos? Let the giggles begin! 🎉📲

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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