His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.