Commentary:
I hear ya! Nothing like a classy night of candlelit "therapy" and grape juice 🍷🕯️😄
Funny lit quotes
His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.
Commentary:
"Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"
Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.
Commentary:
Well, talk about lighting up the night—literally! 🍸🔥 When your eyes are so tempting, even divine laws are reconsidered. Guess it's time for some celestial cocktails and a lot of naughty glances! 😈😉 Cheers to sins worth savoring! 🍹😇
My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.
l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.
Commentary:
"Ah, the Christmas tree – the eternal symbol of holiday cheer and existential crisis all rolled into one! 🎄✨ Just remember, even if you're feeling a bit like a withered old pine inside, you can always put on a dazzling light show for the world to see. Shine on, you festive gem! 💫"
Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.
Commentary:
"Looks like science is all bones and no fun, while English lit is about to get a major body makeover! 💀📚 Let's add a splash of intrigue to those old dusty books! Who knew cadavers could be so well-read?"
Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.
Commentary:
Navigating this place feels like a pop quiz on people's names! 🎃😂👻
I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.
Commentary:
"Setting your personality on fire 🔥🔥🔥: not recommended for brightening up a room 🚒🤭 #firestarter"
I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.
Commentary:
Ah, the modern day romantic gestures! 🕯️💰 Lighting a candle in Notre Dame to ask for divine intervention in the world of cryptocurrency. Can't decide if it's hilarious or just plain innovative! 🤣 #BitcoinPrayers