Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.
  • My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.
  • I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.
  • My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
  • I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.
  • My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.