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My love language is being sent money.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

53 shares on Reddit this month:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

44 shares on Slack this month:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

54 shares on Reddit this month:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

Going bananas on YouTube:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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My love language is being sent money.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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