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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

2 months ago

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They’re making me get out of bed.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

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3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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They’re making me get out of bed.

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