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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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Fries, not lies.

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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