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"Who needs therapy when you can have a fabulous dress? 💁‍♀️🛍️ Retail therapy is the best kind of self-care – with a side of fashion! 💃💳 #ShoppingHeals"

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

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Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

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Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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