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"Who needs therapy when you can have a fabulous dress? 💁‍♀️🛍️ Retail therapy is the best kind of self-care – with a side of fashion! 💃💳 #ShoppingHeals"

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light.

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

About to form my very first opinion.

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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