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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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94 shares on Discord this month:

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

14 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

Trending via Instagram:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Trending via Twitch:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Going viral on Discord:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Seen just now on X:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Spotted on Telegram:

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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