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"Who needs therapy when you can have a fabulous dress? 💁‍♀️🛍️ Retail therapy is the best kind of self-care – with a side of fashion! 💃💳 #ShoppingHeals"

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It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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British people be like “YouChube.”

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.

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I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

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Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

For whom the Fetty Waps.

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Viewing everyone’s stories like the morning paper.

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

For whom the Fetty Waps.

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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