Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Asking Santa Claus for nudes.
  • Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
  • One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.
  • Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.
  • My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.
  • A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.