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Guess inflation finally got tired of being subtle 😂💸
31 Funny retail quotes
If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.
Commentary:
Remember, Mary's water broke, not their patience! 😂🛒💦
The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.
Commentary:
🎃🛍️ "Guess I'll be dressing as 'everyday me' for Halloween this year, thanks to these 'costume quality' outfits!" 👻🤣
I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.
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Just doing my part to stimulate the economy, one cart at a time! 🛒💸😂
Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Protecting the tech like it’s their star-studded destiny 🌌🚀🔒
If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?
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Looks like self-checkouts missed the memo on giving us a discount! 🤔💸🛒
My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.
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Cart collector in training 🛒😂 Just call me the window shopping champion! 🏆✨
Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?
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Applying all my hut skills to become the ultimate Hut Manager! 🍕🕶️🏕️
I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.
Commentary:
"When the going gets tough, the tough go online shopping! 💳😄👗 #RetailTherapy"
You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.
Commentary:
"When you walk into Target and feel like you’re on an episode of 'Undercover Shoplifter' 😂🕵️♂️🚫 #WalmartAtHeart"