26 funny dress quotes - Wordgag

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

May 25, 2026

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

May 25, 2026

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

May 25, 2026

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

May 24, 2026

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

May 24, 2026

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

May 23, 2026

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

May 23, 2026

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

May 23, 2026

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

May 23, 2026

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

May 23, 2026

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

May 23, 2026

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

May 22, 2026

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

May 22, 2026

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

May 22, 2026

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

May 21, 2026

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

May 21, 2026

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

May 21, 2026

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

May 20, 2026

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

May 20, 2026

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

May 20, 2026

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

May 19, 2026

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

Mar 31, 2026

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Mar 31, 2026

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Mar 31, 2026

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Mar 30, 2026