If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Remember, as much as it's important to keep an open mind, be sure to hold onto your brains too. We wouldn't want them rolling away now, would we?" Related funny posts 🤝 The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar. Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training? Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them. They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette. When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”