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Well, it's a missed opportunity for some paw-ssible pun-ishment! 🐾💥 Maybe they were worried it would be too fluffy for Deadpool's tough image! 🐶🦄 #Deadpoolproblems

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

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The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

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Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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