Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision. Commentary:"Who needs an escalator when you've got two perfectly good legs, right? Take that, lazy escalator! 💪🏼😄 #StairMaster #WinningAtLife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance. People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time. Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.
