Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
  • Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.
  • All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
  • People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.
  • When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.
  • April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.