How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

How quickly family vacations go from "Omg, we only have 4 days left" to "Omg, we still have 4 days left"

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic time warp of family vacations – where days feel like minutes until suddenly they start to feel like eons. It’s the ultimate test of patience and togetherness, all wrapped up in a sunscreen-scented package. Just remember, every day is a new opportunity for more sunscreen mishaps and memorable family moments!”

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