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Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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218 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 5, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Spotted on YouTube:

I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Going bananas on Telegram:

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Going viral on YouTube:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Shared recently on WeChat:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”
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"Ah, the classic time warp of family vacations – where days feel like minutes until suddenly they start to feel like eons. It's the ultimate test of patience and togetherness, all wrapped up in a sunscreen-scented package. Just remember, every day is a new opportunity for more sunscreen mishaps and memorable family moments!"

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97 shares on Instagram this month:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

47 shares on Discord this month:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

33 shares on Slack this month:

time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

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I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Trending via TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Spotted on Telegram:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Breaking via Slack:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Making waves on Messenger:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Trending via Pinterest:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Just landed via Slack:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Going viral on Telegram:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Just shared via WeChat:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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