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  • The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.
  • I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.
  • You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?
  • Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.
  • Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.
  • Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.