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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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