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"Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony. 😅 Who knew a tiny piece of punctuation could cause so much confusion! It's like a never-ending battle between dash enthusiasts and space aficionados. 🤔 #HyphenOrNoHyphen"

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18 shares on Discord this month:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

40 shares on Discord this month:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

42 shares on Slack this month:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

I’m tired of things costing money.

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

I’m tired of things costing money.

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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