Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.