I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep. I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.
