I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Commentary:
"Who needs a good morning when you can just have a morning, right? I mean, let's be realistic here – who among us can truly claim every morning is a good one? I'll stick to just acknowledging the fact that I'm awake, thank you very much!"

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