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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.