I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”