59 funny through quotes - Wordgag

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

May 19, 2026

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

May 19, 2026

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

May 19, 2026

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

May 19, 2026

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

May 19, 2026

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

May 19, 2026

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

May 19, 2026

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

May 19, 2026

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

May 19, 2026

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

May 19, 2026

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

May 19, 2026

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

May 19, 2026

“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

May 19, 2026

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

May 18, 2026

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

May 18, 2026

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

May 18, 2026

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

May 18, 2026

WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life.

May 6, 2026

I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

Apr 2, 2026

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

Apr 1, 2026

Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.

Apr 1, 2026

Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

Apr 1, 2026

Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

Apr 1, 2026

Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.

Apr 1, 2026

Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

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If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Apr 1, 2026

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

Apr 1, 2026

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

Apr 1, 2026

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

Apr 1, 2026

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Apr 1, 2026

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

Mar 31, 2026

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

Mar 31, 2026

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Mar 31, 2026

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Mar 31, 2026

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Mar 30, 2026

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Mar 30, 2026

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Mar 30, 2026

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Mar 30, 2026

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m sick of living through history!

Mar 30, 2026