Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

Commentary:
Planning the perfect spontaneous moment—who knew it was a skill? 🤔✨ Wait, when do we start again? 😅📅

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.
  • If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.
  • Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.
  • If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?
  • If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged course, delay, humor, i, joke, months, procrastination, six, spontaneity on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions. My shadow quit because I’m too boring. →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • back
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny News Ticker 😂

  • 40 Funny Horseback Riding Captions to Gallop into Giggles
  • 40 Funny Graduation Captions That Will Have You Tossing Your Cap with Laughter
  • 40 Funny Cooking Captions to Stir Up Some Laughs
  • 40 Funny Biking Captions to Pedal Your Humor Forward
  • 40 Funny Office Captions to Desk Your Way to Humor
  • 40 Funny Gardening Captions That Will Bloom with Laughter
  • 50+ Funny Surprise Jokes That’ll Make Unexpected Moments Hilarious
  • 50+ Funny Attitude Jokes That’ll Make Every Mood Hilarious
  • 50+ Funny Bed Jokes That’ll Make Lazy Moments Hilarious
  • 50+ Funny Feel Jokes That’ll Make Every Emotion Hilarious
Proudly powered by WordPress