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Who knew student loans were just a fancy cover for professional procrastination? 🎓💸😆
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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.
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I'll save laughing at this for later 😂💊⏳
I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.
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Sounds like your future son's first lesson will be in the art of patience! 🚦🤣
Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.
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The ultimate superpower: achieving peak stress levels before the project even begins! 😅⏳📚
Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.
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Looks like we've scheduled the meeting for the 12th of Never-uary! 📅😂
Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.
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When your Amazon cart writes checks that the delivery truck can't cash 😂📦✉️
Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.
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Sounds like my schedule is booked with a whole lot of nothing today! 😆🛌✨
All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.
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Sounds like my power's been out longer than my wi-fi! 🔦📞😅
I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.
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Planning the perfect spontaneous moment—who knew it was a skill? 🤔✨ Wait, when do we start again? 😅📅
Not today, Satan, but next week works.
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Sounds good, Satan—I'll pencil you in for next Tuesday! 📅😈😂