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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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35 shares on Twitch this month:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

44 shares on Slack this month:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

33 shares on X this month:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

14 shares on Slack this month:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

13 shares on X this month:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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