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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

3 months ago

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35 shares on Twitch this month:

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

You’re so productive for your wage.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

56 shares on X this month:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

39 shares on Slack this month:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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Going viral on Twitch:

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

Just landed via Discord:

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Spotted on Reddit:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Spotted on Facebook:

I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

Seen just now on Twitch:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

Just shared via X:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Making waves on YouTube:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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