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Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic
44 Funny connection quotes
Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.
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Soul merger approved! 🚀🌀 Let's get this weird party started! 🎉👽
It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.
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When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away 😂🌍💕
One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.
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Finally, someone who understands my texting style! 😂📵✨
The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.
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Sounds like my support network now consists entirely of caffeine and Wi-Fi 😂☕️📶
Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.
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Sounds like a two-tissue job with a side of tech tears 😂🖨️💻
Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.
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When life gives you lemons, just make sure they're free-range, non-GMO, ethically sourced friendship lemons. 🍋😂
Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.
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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! 🍽️🤔😅
Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.
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Trying to be the mysterious lone wolf, but I'm more of a social butterfly in disguise 🦋🤔🌍
Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.
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"Finally found my Hogwarts acceptance letter: it's just being loved right! 🧙♂️💌✨"