I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Commentary:
"Wow, talk about ice cold determination! This person has a superpower we never knew we needed – the ability to stare ice cubes into submission.❄️😂 Who needs a microwave when you've got a gaze that's hotter than the sun!🔥😎"

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