I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray. I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream. My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.
