They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When I upgrade to that version of life, I'll read the instructions! 📚🤔😂" Related funny posts 🤝 Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read. They should invent a type of situation that improves. They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested. You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?” People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.