I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your love is so soothing that even your brain takes a vacation 😍🧠🌴 Related funny posts 😂 There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation. Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me. You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD. I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.