Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure. Posted onMay 20, 2026
If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. Almost like the male mind was built for this. Posted onApr 1, 2026
I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again. Posted onApr 1, 2026