I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your love is so soothing that even your brain takes a vacation ππ§ π΄ Related funny posts π€ There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation. Sometimes I donβt have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I donβt let that stop me. I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner. I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to. I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.