I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them. Commentary:"Who needs to abuse substances when you can simply give them all the love and attention they deserve? 🌿💕 It's all about fostering a healthy relationship with your vices, right?" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me. I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances. What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning? Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.