Commentary:
When someone says they're strict but make sure you can *see* their rules clearly 😂👓📚
Funny abuse quotes
Girls be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just a weekend of abusing substances with their best friends.
Commentary:
Sounds like a certified "therapy session" with a side of chaos 😂🍹🎉
If I were a manager, I’d let my employees goof off and dick around while I sit in the back office and abuse substances.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect business model for a circus! 🎪🤹♀️🍹
No substance I ever used was abused. It was loved.
Commentary:
That's one way to keep your vices happy—just call it a complicated relationship!
I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.
Commentary:
"Who needs to abuse substances when you can simply give them all the love and attention they deserve? 🌿💕 It's all about fostering a healthy relationship with your vices, right?"
I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
Commentary:
"Who needs haters when you've got a fan club lining up for the abuse show? 🙌😂 #BringItOn"
What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?
Commentary:
Well, if only a sprinkle of self-control was as potent as a dash of salt 🧂 to stop these cravings! Maybe we can find solace in a bottomless pit of chocolate 🍫 or escape to an alternate reality where all wishes are granted by a magical pizza 🍕! Alas, the struggle of desire persists, leaving us searching for that elusive elixir of satisfaction! 🤔✨
I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of showing love through consumption – a true connoisseur of substances! 🍷😜 Who needs therapy when you have a glass of wine, am I right? Cheers to self-care, one sip at a time! 🥂😆"
AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.
Commentary:
"Staying at an AirBnB is like embarking on a thrilling adventure where the main attraction is deciphering the binder of rules left by your friendly neighborhood stranger 🏠💸 Just when you thought you were renting a room, turns out you signed up for a crash course in rule compliance! Who needs amusement parks when you've got an AirBnB experience waiting to bamboozle you 😂 #BinderOfFun #StrictlyAirBnB"