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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?