I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Whoop there it is! ๐ถ Just dropping a beat and some laughs! ๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ If you canโt beat them, arrange to have them beaten. My wife screamed โyou havenโt listened to a single word Iโve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Listen to the birds, not the news. I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it. My summer body has been pending for about ten years.