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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.