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Witty quote about cleverly outsmarting rivals with humor and cunning.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Commentary:
"Remember, if you can't beat them, there's always the option to hire a professional beat-maker. Just make sure to check their references first!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged arrange, beat, cleverness, competition, humor, strategy, wit on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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