If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Remember, if you can't beat them, there's always the option to hire a professional beat-maker. Just make sure to check their references first!" Related funny posts 🤝 I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm? They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place. When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth. I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever. I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?