I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like you've got that blood-type compatibility sorted! š§āāļøā¤ļøš® Related funny posts š¤ Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again. Iām 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese. There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers. Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. A genie that does my bidding would fix me.