By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day. Posted onMay 19, 2026
In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that. Posted onMar 31, 2026
I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal. Posted onMar 31, 2026