Commentary:
Sounds like the world's sweatiest square dance! 🕺🔥👹
Funny eternal quotes
I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.
Commentary:
Looks like you've got that blood-type compatibility sorted! 🧛♂️❤️🔮
By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.
Commentary:
Wardrobe full of "goal outfits" ready to debut in 2040! 😅👗👖 #OptimisticFashionista