I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who needs a fancy watch to track their fitness level when a quick glance in the mirror after climbing a flight of stairs gives you all the confirmation you need! Related Funny Posts ๐ค If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist. If you eat well and exercise, youโll die fit. If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds. How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I donโt think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!