I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Who needs a fancy watch to track their fitness level when a quick glance in the mirror after climbing a flight of stairs gives you all the confirmation you need! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever. Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus. Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here. It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more. I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.