I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not f… Commentary:Who needs a fancy watch to track their fitness level when a quick glance in the mirror after climbing a flight of stairs gives you all the confirmation you need! Related Funny Posts 🤝 If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist. If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds. How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch! My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.
