I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever. I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here. Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus. The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
