They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, Iā€™m still traumatized as an adult.

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, Iā€™m still traumatized as an adult.

Commentary:
“Looks like those ‘scared straight’ tactics really worked a little *too* well, huh? 😅👶 Sometimes it feels like we’re still attending those cringe-worthy health classes in our nightmares! 🙈 #ForeverScarredByTeenPregnancyEd”

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