Optimist: The glass is Β½ full. Pessimist: The glass is Β½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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"Optimist: The glass is Β½ full. Pessimist: The glass is Β½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. πŸ₯‚πŸ’‘ Always looking at things with a spreadsheet mindset – cheers to starting the year off right!"