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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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"Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. 🥂💡 Always looking at things with a spreadsheet mindset – cheers to starting the year off right!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comparison, date, empty, excel, full, glass, humor, mindset, optimist, perspective, pessimist on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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