I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words. Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab. I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”. Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers. Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.
