I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words. Commentary:"Who knew driving was the ultimate language lesson? 🚗💬 Just remember, road rage vocabulary count as… 'creative expression', right? 😜🤬" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words. Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab. Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet. I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”. If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.